Sunday, June 8, 2014

Rainbows

I farted rainbows this morning. They were so delicious that it made my soul cry, and it made my neighbor turn into a sagger.  It ate my blob of duped ping flipped pop out of my cranium!!! I loved it I am so blessed by the poop in my life!!!! It makes vomit porcupines just to think about it.  The porcupines Twerk like John Bunyon of Bunyons Butthead inter pride inc of swaggy death!!! Why can't eat my liver? It would be so nice to be sexier than a bookshelf, or a turtle! My girlfriend Roxanne likes my rainbow farts, it makes her vomit hearts into her dogs crate while he is sleeping, the dog then proceeds to fly into a cement truckto drink the blood of fallen angels and be seen naked before the ATF! All the Fun or ATF is the life of the poopy!!! 

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

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Does anyone even check the blog anymore? XD or am I here bring random by myself? :P 

Sunday, March 23, 2014

Blueprint

Cunquats are better than people, guys don't u think I am right? XD my life is penitbutter flowing through the ghetto of Los Diego and San Angelels! :P oh potato why dost thou desert my cranium? I will devour the peaches of life death and murder to increase my sniveling bunt cake of doom!!!!!! I love you all mr little Turntable! Obama is the wife's brother of Jesse Burke an Leslie Adams is talking to Gomez and Mprticia about the abomination of Rod Dirling and Granpa Munster in their cicodelic linguini floating in the Recess of ZoĆ©'s mind the subdural epifladeral of Kat! Oh Hayley and Emma why do U eat the tiny people and the small people and the CCs? And Schloeders why are u so buttery and crispy? My life is flap meat and for the soul fare well my chicken nugets basted in butter balmy vodka flavored beef! 

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Blog

Ding Dong the Blog is dead, what is dead? The blog is dead, let them know this blog is dead! XD 

Sunday, January 26, 2014

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Wednesday, December 25, 2013

It's Christmas!

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!  I hope you have a great day with your family =)